I ran out the door to catch the bus this morning and forgot to pee. So, 45 minutes and one bus ride later, I arrived in Auckland desperate for a Starbucks. There's one a block away that's usually crowded, allowing me to sneak into their bathroom without feeling obligated to buy anything. Not so today. It was empty, so I reluctantly ordered a cappuccino and then raced to the bathroom.
Coffee in hand I walked to my second bus stop, two blocks away. Remember my post about the busses being so clean? Well, now I know why. The bus driver gave me a firm but polite lecture about beverages being prohibited. I mumbled an apology and went to pay for my ticket. Nope - I was asked to please leave the bus until I was finished with my coffee. I said, "Well, when are you leaving?" and the driver said, "We depart in 5 minutes." So I had to sit outside in the rain with my stupid coffee that I didn't even want in the first place. Then I got on the bus.
3 comments:
Next time, you just stand in place, point at the ceiling and say, "You're all gonna die in there" and then pee right where you're standing. That's what Linda Blair would do.
Alex: I thought about suggesting the same, but then figured that she's saving that move for Iain's moms' birthday party.
hahahahahaha, good call.
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